The First Annual LET'S CAST… Contest

Drown the kids and shoot the neighbors, it’s time for the FIRST ANNUAL LET’S CAST… CONTEST!

That’s right, folks.  It’s time for you, my loyal readers, to submit ideas for my next LET’S CAST… post.  What does that mean, exactly?  Well, for starters, it means that I’ve run out of my own ideas and, like every other hack writer before me, I’ve decided to strip mine the brains of others.  The plump, sweet, juicy, life-sustaining brains of others.  But, it also means that you will get to make me your own private dancing monkey for however long it takes me to crank out a brilliantly witty dream cast for whatever project wins the coveted first place slot.

So, what are you waiting for?  Have a favorite book, comic, play, or old TV show that you’d love to see on the big screen?  Was there a movie that had a really cool premise, but whose cast was so horrible that it made you wanna go out and drop kick the first three-legged blind puppy you saw?

If you answered “Yes” to either of the above queries, simply leave a comment and tell me which movie you’d like me to cast.  Whichever suggestion is the most interesting (or, depending on my mood, the easiest) will win and you’ll get to see your entry after it’s been smacked around by the enchanted LET’S CAST… Shillelagh (trust me, like laws and sausage, you do not want to see how a LET’S CAST… list is actually made, it ain’t pretty).

What are you waiting for, Sally?  Make with the comments…


6 responses to “The First Annual LET'S CAST… Contest

  1. I’d like to see you cast George R.R. Martin’s “A Game of Thrones.”

    But then again I’m a sadist.

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  3. I want to see a “let’s cast” of the ‘Legacy of the Force’ series. That should keep you busy!

  4. I want to see a casting of the “Legacy of the Force” folks, including, but not limited to: Jaina Solo, Jacen Solo, Tenal Ka, Mara Jade, Jagged Fel, etc…

  5. Flip the script. I suggest casting “The Maltese Falcon” but with comic book characters.

    PS: What’s a contest with no prize?

  6. I would like to cast The Big Sleep with characters from The Maltese Falcon

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